I did not fall down the steps outside of our house the other day. There's no way I'd be that clumsy. And there's absolutely no way that I fell in front of the four Haitians working at the house that day. I always make silly mistakes like that in private, never in front of an audience! And there's no way I fell on my butt so hard that Esther had to call at 9pm to make sure I was ok. I always fall gracefully and end up on my feet. Ahem.
I also did not do my laundry at the Hambrick's the other day only to get home and realize I never put laundry detergent in with the wash. I definitely decided to wash the load again. I would never smell it and decide they were clean enough to hang my clothes back up. That's just gross. Only teenage boys do that.
I also did not shed a few tears when it rained the other night. I would never get so excited over a little thing called rain.
Ahem. Nope not me. Never!
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